UFO CONDOMS - Alien Technology Used In Condom Lines

UFO Condoms :: Government Leases Alien Technology to 21st Century Condom Makers

The U.S. Government has been leasing reverse engineered Alien Technology to U.S. Corporations since the late 1950's. There have been numerous examples of this technology making it's way into our everyday lives over the years. Space Age gadgets and "inventions" such as microwave ovens, compact discs, and crack pipes have become so common place that we don't even question where they came from. Even when presented with hard evidence, such as the bizarre condoms which are now available on this website, most people choose to plant their heads firmly in the sands of ignorance.

Amazing Advances in Condoms: Aliens Hope to Avert Over-population of Planet Earth!

Suppose another civilization, far more advanced than ours, is making periodic checks on all inhabited planets in our galaxy.

Suppose, too, that these extraterrestrial astronauts came to planet earth 10,000+ years ago and had sexual relations with apes.

Suppose, further, that these travelers forgot to bring condoms with them and that these apes were impregnated.

Suppose, even further, that they now feel guilty and responsible for us.

And finally, suppose, that on their last visit they found us on the verge of overpopulating the planet and suffering from sexually transmitted disease - would they not want to help us? Of course they would!

Try one of these condoms for yourself :: click here!

Easter Island: Prehistoric drawing of an ALIEN wearing what appears to be a condom!

Super Fast Condom Applicator: Latest in Alien Condom Line
Goes On In 3 Seconds or Less!

The latest Alien condom to be introduced is perhaps the strangest of all. It is a condom with a "rip cord" that makes the condom go on super-fast. We assume that the idea is to make it as easy as possible to put a condom on, so that we'd have no excuse for not using one.

The first brand on the market with this new technology is Hot Rod Condoms® in Los Angeles, CA. which started marketing their Speedstrip Applicator™ condom in October of 2002. Sales have been brisk and humans seem to like it's ease of use. This could possibly be the best "gift" from the stars in many many years.

Try one of these condoms for yourself :: click here!

"Speedstrip Applicator" is a Trademark of Hot Rod Condoms®

condom jokes, funny condoms, humor, humorous, joke, best condom